bonk light sabres

Make a stand. Disagree, argue or stand up for yourself when you know you're in the right.

We’ll if you think they’re wrong let’s go back in there and bonk light sabres.

by kabukulator January 11, 2011

light saber

a low caloric saber (this joke was used in Robot Chicken:Star Wars Special)

your mama's so stupid she eats light sabers for breakfast

by whatnameisnotused January 30, 2010

Light saber

A light saber is when you pour the liquid from a glow stick onto your dick and go to a dark room to helicopter it around

"When I saw the new Star Wars movie I pulled a light saber in the theater."

by Big poppa bear January 8, 2017

dark light saber

When a black guy swings his dick from side to side and smacks the female right her forehead to make her obey him

He gave me his dark light saber and that’s why I have a bruise on my forehead

by xX-PussySlayer6969-Xx May 7, 2018

Lightsaber dick

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be

Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro

by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

purple lightsaber

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.

Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

by Jesse Biesecker January 22, 2007

Lightsaber

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

by Space General December 9, 2017