mrs. layne

a very mean middle school teacher that people want to punch 90% of the time

i hate mrs. layne

by lb🤦‍♂️ November 26, 2018

Layered Like Pie

A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.

Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!

by Astrolounge January 16, 2010

Lanzer

the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.

Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...

by Laurelie March 9, 2004

Laycee

A Laycee is the best girl in the world! Once you see one become there friend immediately, because you will never find anyone better than her. SHE IS A SMART, PRETTY, NICE, GIRL WHO HAS MANY MORE QUALITIES!!!!!!! She is a girl who will always be there for even if the condition is not good. A Laycee is the BEST FRIEND you always want.

Girl: Can i be your friend please....

Laycee: Of course!

by CherryRayRay December 6, 2016

Boozone Layer

A natural threshold of alcohol intake one must exceed in order to get drunk.

Dude, I am so far passed the Boozone Layer, I'm seeing stars!

by The Real Beast From the East August 31, 2021

Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016

Liquor Layer

drinking enough liquor until you don't need to bring a jacket in cold weather; equivalent to a beer blanket.

Josh: It's gonna be so cold outside but i don't want to worry about a jacket..

Sarah: Drink 'till you have your liquor layer!!

Josh: That's a great idea!!!

by JMU Boss January 24, 2010