L Lawliet

The detective from Deathnote, and the HOTTEST GUY EVER.

L Lawliet is so friggen smexi
P.S., L is MINE.

by purple_or_gray_? April 21, 2011

Laginator

A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.

Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!

Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.

Guy: Did you check his ping?

Dude: It's over 9000.

by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020

Larging

The act of waiting several days before taking a shit. Making the turd “large”.

Part of a new health trend in California to save water.

I’d ask to use the bathroom, but I’m larging this week.

by The Larger May 2, 2022

Earth Lagging

Mean's you are behind in human society.

Oh brother, he's earth lagging

by TCo[R] September 14, 2020

brother-in-lawing

1. Two or more people taking it easy on each other in order to not get hurt or suffer harsh consequences.

2. Most people do not like or care for their brother-in-law, so they are falsely nice to them.

Two teammates are lazily going through football drills.

Coach: Dag nabbit, y'all two quit brother-in-lawing it and hit each other!

by jb55 November 25, 2013

L Lawliet

big shlong daddy agh😫 puurr more cleaver than Light 🙄🧍🏻 ♀️

-Who is the biggest shlongest daddy?
-L Lawliet

by L’s big shlong March 5, 2021

Largina

Pronouned "Lar-gina." Derived from two words; Large and Vagina. This is what guys will call a girl when they feel that having sex with a particular girl is not as pleasurable as possible due to the fact that she has an oversided vagina that when the penis is inserted, feels like your giving a whale a tic-tac. This is also sometimes called, Vagiant (pronounced: Va-Giant)

While sleeping with Suzy, I realized that I felt very friction and that my penis was not being aroused as much as it could be during sex....due to her Largina.

by suspiciouslee June 23, 2008