LAN Party

A coagulation of the worlds young to middle-aged virgins into one, testosterone free room. These individuals are usually male, but have many alias' via the internet. They live their life mostly on-line and restrict their social agenda to Lan party's and the occasional ultimate frisbee game. These LAN goers know their way around a computer, but not the elusive "vagina". You see them on the streets, wearing finger-less gloves,tank goggles, and the clever comment tee. If you hear a song that you think couldnt possibly be liked by anyone, there is probably a LAN man around.

Josh: so what are ya'll doing this weekend?

X: i'm going hunting

Ian: *turns down Indie music...i'm going to a LAN party... *turns Indie music back up and slides on tank goggles

by joshuascott January 20, 2009

LAN party

It's like group sex for nerds

I can't wait for that LAN party, I haven't done it for quite a long time now.

by Wiffo June 13, 2008

lan party

A veritable orgy, with none of the next-day guilt and unexplained pregnancies.

"The more the merrier, that's the way it is with LANs."

by placebo February 11, 2005

Lan-Party

orgy

guy1:hey man im bringing my system over for the

"Lan-Party".

guy2:cool, bring your sister too.

by Rukassu January 26, 2010

LAN party

A Party, Usually involving A "Lot 'a' Nerds"

Q: Hey... what does LAN Party Stand for???

A: Lot'a'Nerds

by insertusernamehere August 3, 2007

LAN party

Lan Party, Group of computers connected to Play games and share porn.

person 1:What? we had a good night 700gb of porn shared between the 10 of us haha
person 2: but I owned ur ass at ut
Person 1: But I stole ur "a55 5luts video"

by Mike rackhabit January 3, 2004

LAN party

xbox lan party
lan parties are just for computer nerds. I myself love lan parties because we can always bring our xboxes to other people's house. The main point of a lan party is the play games with your fellow friends. Some people perfer games such as Halo2 or NBA football, we all have different taste. Usually the games arent taken seriously and mainly have fun.

pc lan parties
It is where I bunch of people who bring there PC to other places and game together. Main games are counterstrike, Halo etc.

I love lan parties, when is the next one?

by SPLiNTeR March 6, 2005