Kerston

Someone who is impossible to feed at a restaurant. Loves fruit, goes to Chinese buffet and is mad that there is Chinese. Orders chicken wings at Irish restaurants. Best known for his abnormally small penis. Known is simply darnes. Joined the military for the military discount. Still a cool dude

Guy 1: hey Kerston want to grab Chinese?
Kirsten: ya you think they have a military discount

by Martid June 29, 2016

Kurstin

"Person that is loved but doesn't love the other individual back. Usually in a very intense and needy way, the lover will make threads on reddit expressing such exquisite feelings"

Person 1 - "Dude, you're a total Kurstin"

Person 2 - "NOO man, I'm just into her, that's all!"

by FTFMT June 25, 2017

Kurstyn

A girl who Nathan Lenz needs to hurry up and get her a WHITE or PURE BLACK FOX for

Kurstyn the best girlfriend ever

by Ismeray July 14, 2019

kurton

kurton is a balkan person, specificly male who acts like a total ass around everyone and keeps being rude to people with no reason. he either acts like a complete imbecil because he has no b!tches or he gets annoyed with the fact that no girl like him and every guy hates him

person 1: He is a Kurton!
person 2: Totally, he acts like such a dummy! I hate him

by neznamvishe March 21, 2022