by NickFromLaffayette December 06, 2020
(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.
You are Kombucha.
by homedepotbutnotrly June 02, 2021
A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.
Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2022
by monsss January 12, 2020
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A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.
Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.
by Simmons brother Lopez November 04, 2023
by Johnnyandthesprites December 12, 2021