kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

kilee

Kilee is an absolute sincere, smiley, beautiful girl that boys want. You need to meet one or you are missing out.kilee is a girl who is the SHIT! A perfect fit for a bestest friend for life that stands by her friends. Kilee Usually loves her boyfriends, family and friends. When she is with a guy she is loyal, and doesn't cheat, she loves them with all her heart. Kilee isn't fake. If she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you and she won't be fake to you or talk about you, unless you have something to say. If you get to know Kilee she is the best person to be around, she loves advertures and likes exploring new things. Kilee has a good taste in style and loves to shop. Usually her room is very messy and can't keep it clean. Once you hang out with her and be best friends with her she is very hyper around you and is very funny aswell. If you don't meet a Kilee you are missing out on a amazing, beautiful girl.

Kilee is really pretty, smart and funny.

by GoatLover2000 January 3, 2018

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

by JKKendrick December 26, 2009

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

(N.) The old South Park catch phrase up until 2002, when they stopped killing Kenny and he came back from the dead through the help of Chef's parents and yet another lame Rob Schnieder movie. ("Rob Schnieder is Kenny")

Oh My God! They Didn't Killed Kenny!
You........, Non-Bastards!

by G-Union October 28, 2003

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

In this world its KILL or BE KILLED

A catchphrase Flowey says.

"In this world its KILL or BE KILLED. Why would anyone pass up an opportunity like this?"

by Jurta February 22, 2017

Kile Loomis

a stack of kale

Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.

by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018