Just like school in July

In American term-times, July is the time when children don't have school. Thus someone who's just like school in july has no class.

"Dude you're just like school in July: no class."

by Robert Head April 18, 2007

just like my poop

said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable

Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross

Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?

by NeonGenesis November 21, 2013

Just like this post for no reason

Just do it

Come on man just like this post for no reason

by Savagecabbage29 February 11, 2017

Just like a nigga

When someone does something that "black people" are known for doing

1: Damnn he ate all the food and is laid out on the couch.

2: Just like a nigga

by Bb4sho June 17, 2018

just like a bought one

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.

After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...

by Wollinator February 20, 2008

I just like the song

the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.

Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....

by zoe b.goode February 04, 2011

It's just like butter and cream

A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean

*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021