Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms
Swifties: fuck u joe jonas
Swifties: fuck u joe jonas
by ryssian.roulette February 09, 2023
Buy your middle child a cake day
I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
by Notwhitson July 09, 2021
people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.
Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …
Creator: world domination.
Person: …
by Mr.smiles_XD January 02, 2022
National Make out with your homie day. You and your homie have to make out and even do more if you guys want. You also don’t tell anyone about this and make it an every year thing and keep it secret.
Yo today is July 9 it’s national make out with a homie day
Ok
Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t
Ok
Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t
by Tyler Hiera July 10, 2022
Person 1: what day is today?
Person2: It’s July 9 it’s killua zoldycks birthday all people born on this day are some bad bitches.
Person2: It’s July 9 it’s killua zoldycks birthday all people born on this day are some bad bitches.
by sunscreenhhoe December 09, 2020
by What’s a pseudonym..? June 10, 2019