juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.

A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.

by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life

Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.

"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"

by ducttapeman May 2, 2005

Bank Jugging

The act of watching a bank customer with the intent to follow them and steal their money.

"I saw that three suspects from Houston were arrested for bank jugging."
"Yeah, they keep getting caught. They should get an actual job instead of stealing from people."

by Crime_Definitions June 5, 2017

Cock Juggling

Being engaged in oral sex with 3 cocks in the following fashion: One in each hand and one in the mouth. Both hands and mouth must be preoccupied with cock in order to be considered Cock Juggling.

Dean is such a total cock juggler. I saw him stroking off a guy with each hand while he was chugging on some cock as well. I never knew loved cock juggling so much.

by Bobo the Cock Juggling Clown October 16, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

"Eat shit! You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt".

by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003