Clifford John Smith jr

What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer
I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me
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John Hannibal Smith

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.
John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.
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John motherfuckin' Smith

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"
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His name is my name ,too.
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.
by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. July 28, 2008
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john smith 3:15

thou shall not dirty dance in da streets
my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday
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John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)
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