joy jitsu

Similar to jiu jitsu in that there is grappling and sweating, but with less clothing.

Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.

Walking is the second best form of exercise, following joy jitsu.

by Red Sprite May 26, 2017

Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.

Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."

by Baron Marx August 25, 2013

Jitse

Jitse is a Frisian name and means the deligent one, hard working and can combine sports with the dutch student life, partying, smoking sigars and drinking quarenta-y-tres (Liquor 43). He also enjoys wordplay and makes the most stupid jokes day in day out. He is also eager for girls but doesn't manage to keep them because he is too nice, girls don't understand this behaviour. A really lovely man, with good habbits? OMG

Man 1: "Look at him he's doing the Jitse"
Man 2: "Yeah, would love to have some Cuban and 43 too!"

by Inhale Fury October 12, 2011

Jiu-Jitsu

Literally translate to "Gentle Arts" in Japanese. In theory created more than 2000 years before Christ in India, by a monk who did not have a weapon to defeat themselves from barbarian attacks. The influences spread to China and eventually had taken root to Japan. The arts were elaborated and used in the Samurai Era to be the first martial arts ever known in Japan. This traditional arts involved in striking, throwing, or grappling. Hence the disciple of karate, judo, and aikido.

Arguably the most influential person in history of jiu-jitsu is Mitsuyo "Esai" Maeda

by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003

goo-jitsu

The ability to search google with exceptional skill, mastery and speed.

Andy's goo-jitsu is stronger than your karate, grasshopper.

by Scioppius October 28, 2009

JMIS middle school

A middle school in a tiny, extremely rich town known as Moraga. The kids here thrive off their parents money. More kids than not at this school own airpods and listen to their lit tunes in class thinking they’re sly. If you’re someone of the female specimen and you don’t own at LEAST two items from ivivva or lulu lemon... god forbid. If you’re a dude, you’re only relevant if you wear khaki shorts and pants and vans t-shirts. The upsides to this place are there are some smart asians and it’s the number one hookup spot in the town... that’s pretty much it. The downsides consist of a large handful of stoners and/or kids with juuls who walk around thinking they’re the shit. A handful of the dudes at this school enjoy performing fortnite dances and reciting memes for fun. Oh yes and the large group of skater kids, steer clear of those ones, you may get a migraine, a headache if you’re lucky. Keep in mind 95% of these kids are white. Extremely white. Which for sure explains a lot.

Wow, then JMIS middle school kids are... something else.

by noimtracer December 22, 2018

jew jitsu

A jewish martial art.

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.

by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010