Izaiah is literally the rizz lord, see one walking down the hallways at school be ready to be part of the big ass crowd he forms of baddies. Izaiah has a big fat cock and just slaps ugly bitches out his way with it. Izaiah has a really great taste in music and shoes and that's how he's so fucking hot and popular.
Baddie 1: "GOD FUCK IS THAT IZAIAH???"
Baddie 2: "OMG ZAEEEEEE MMMMMM COME HEREEEEEEE"
Izaiah with his big fat cock: "Nah i'm good gang, but catch up withchall later aight"
Baddie 1: "DADDY PLEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Baddie 2: "LET ME SUCK YOU UP ALREADY!!!"
Izaiah slaps them with his giant jack and the beanstalk cock.
Baddie 2: "OMG ZAEEEEEE MMMMMM COME HEREEEEEEE"
Izaiah with his big fat cock: "Nah i'm good gang, but catch up withchall later aight"
Baddie 1: "DADDY PLEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Baddie 2: "LET ME SUCK YOU UP ALREADY!!!"
Izaiah slaps them with his giant jack and the beanstalk cock.
by Mike Hawk Isolon March 24, 2023
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"Give me my money bitch, stop being such an Izaiah."
"Oh sorry bro here's ten bucks. I'm sorry I was being such a bitch. Who would wanna be an Izaiah?"
"Oh sorry bro here's ten bucks. I'm sorry I was being such a bitch. Who would wanna be an Izaiah?"
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Get the Izaiah mug.Izaiah Yelle is the insanely hot bass player in the band Love Via Dance Machine. He known around the world for his adorable crooked smile and the ridiculous amount of underage girls who want to sleep with him. He is also the object of both men and women's fantasies.
Fan Mom: Who is that incredibly cute boy on your laptop background?!
FanGirl: My boyfriend, Izaiah Yelle. DUH.
FanGirl: My boyfriend, Izaiah Yelle. DUH.
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