ingrown virgin

A woman who, no matter how hard she tries, cannot get laid.

"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams

"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)

by Davy Andy January 11, 2022

Ingrown hair

Nah it was actually an ingrown hair.

Hym “No. Ingrown hair actually. Because I had just shaved my head and I was wearing glasses a lot because I was driving around all the time (you know) and Walmart stopped stocking tea tree oil (which is how you deal with ingrown hairs). Couldn’t find it anywhere.

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022