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wank in the can 

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

It's in the can 

It is an outdated british slang phrase meaning "it is ready" or "it will be happen". It comes from old film industry slang, when the film was ready to be released.
Journalist: This movie took so long that it was almost forgotten...
Film director: Everybody made an excellent job, the film is in the can.

"She's in parties. It's in the can."
Bauhaus - lyrics She's in parties
It's in the can by Cap'n Sane March 12, 2021

Beans in the can 

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.
"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

monkeyman in the can

A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.
Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.

beef in the can 

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.
Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?
beef in the can by David Todd March 19, 2007

In The Can 

The term or phrase that people say when they're in a large amount of trouble. The people that are in the can on a regular basis are probably the biggest scum bags you know. Also if your friends are always in the can, than there's a good chance you'll get dragged in every once in a while.
"Lucas got caught throwing a rock through someone's window, now hes in the can."

"Timmy hasn't answered his phone in a while. I think he's in the can."