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immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on
One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.
by dionys May 14, 2006
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Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.
Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.
by yb_thenun October 16, 2019
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immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
by JudyDavid August 7, 2009
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immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.
"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."
by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018
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