EMAIL: I love you
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by J.Lew July 3, 2003
Get the i love youmug. the three magical words that get a girl into bed.
the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.
the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.
should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.
the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.
the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.
the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.
should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.
the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.
person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!
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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)
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this last one doesn't need an explanation
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!
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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)
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this last one doesn't need an explanation
by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004
Get the i love youmug. three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.
"i love you"
LIE..
"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...
LIE..
"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...
by danny the girl May 5, 2005
Get the i love youmug. The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.
Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...
by Michael Heroin April 9, 2006
Get the i love youmug. by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006
Get the i love youmug. boy in june: i love you more than words could ever say.
boy in october: i love //her// more than words could ever say.
boy in october: i love //her// more than words could ever say.
by Carrieoox October 24, 2007
Get the i love youmug. you may as well take my heart, Katherine. it's already full of you, K: please go!
what is it, what wrong my dear?
what is it, what wrong my dear?
K: you know nothing about me, you've known me only three weeks
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you
I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you
I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone
by yuu_draconia March 8, 2023
Get the i love youmug.