not-husband

Your male partner/life partner/significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.

"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."

by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013

Husband

A word used to describe someone unmanipulatable or in charge.

My husband refused to go to dairy queen after using my girlish charm.

by Pseudomikeg June 25, 2018

Husband

Fucking hardcore version of a boyfriend

"I want to take this to the next level, be my husband?"

by Penguin Liver December 21, 2016

Husband

Very tasty food.

"Bob was being a dick. So I hate my Husband"

by Autistically_Michael October 22, 2020

Husband

A hardcore version of a boyfriend

"I love my husband"

by Hidin1748 November 20, 2016

Husband

Someone who you act like your in a relationship with but your not

We arent going out hes just my husband

by Maddly_kule January 7, 2016

husband

(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will.

*Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.

"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here."
"He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."

by Beyond Disbelief August 22, 2011