Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

Horse Face

A protestant or ganger (foreman on a work site)
Irish use.

May come from the supposed dour disposition of preysbyterians or the connection between the protestant aristocracy and the equine industry.

"what the horse face said when he saw him dead, well it wasn't what the rich call prayers" From McAlpine's Fusiliers, Ronnie Drew

by CEGlennBeckistan March 26, 2010

horse face

any womans national basketball league (WNBA) player

"did u catch the horse race last night. the liberty and the galaxy were playing eachother. no? i didnt either"

by payam July 25, 2004

Horse face

When someone clearly has too big of a nose and teeth to be considered human or any other animal

"Hey man did you see Richard on T.V. last night in Lion heart ? "
"That guy has such a 'Horse face' , I'm surprised it's not Horse heart"

by Rik's nightmare April 7, 2015

horse face

A male who has recently lost his best friend and has anger/temper issues.
In most cases, this male is named 'Jean'.

"Yo, did you see that horse face today? He couldn't put on his ODM gear on properly"
"Haahah, classic Jean"

by yasto May 28, 2018

horse face

A person that has the bady of a human and the face of a horse

"Dan Raven is the worlds biggest horse face"

by FlipZ1234 November 1, 2008

Horse face

Jean Kirchein from the Anime Attack on titan is sometimes reffered to as "horse face"

in a recent manga, hitch yells "you horse faced freak" as he beats jean

by Freckled Jesus Himself April 18, 2018