hotcation

a vacation with the express purpose of getting hotter; one doesn't actually have to go anywhere on hotcation, it is simply any period of time during which one works at looking both more relaxed and significantly more attractive.

Abner: Man did you see Tina, she' s looking so hot and relaxed today.
Artie: Yeah, she must've just come back from one serious hotcation.

by tacotuesday88 January 2, 2012

hoecation

The act of a hoe, commonly misspelled 'ho,' and often confused with a tool for gardening, reducing their hoe-like activities for a undefined duration of time.

Ashley hasn't sucked dick in three weeks! She's on a hoecation

by Era47 April 14, 2014

hocation

Located within a close vicinity to hot girls.

When buying a house I look for price, location and hocation!

by Beans101 November 9, 2009

Hotcat

1. an insult of the highest kind that overpowers any comeback imaginable.

Casey: You're an idiot.
Ed: You're a f*cking hotcat!
Casey: Damnit...

by Ed Meacham April 21, 2006

Hocation

A certain place or location where a certain man/woman frequently picks up or is skilled at taking home men/women.

Hey let's go to Thirsties, that's my hocation.

by CyanideChewtoyz February 18, 2011

Hofactor

The overall amount of females in attendance at a particular event or bar.

Jim asked Fred, "Yo Fred, what's the HOFACTOR tonight?" "Dude...it's high! You need to get down here!"

by DK Rock Don December 17, 2008

hoecatcher

penitentary slang for "your face".

"Just don't hit me in my hoecatcher. Thas how I gets the ladies."

by inkblottadaughta February 9, 2010