hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

hippinarchist

One who believes in a Utopia anarchy where government does not exist because we don't need it, rather than not wanting it. A hippie anarchist

Those hippinarchists over there don't seem to be needing to be told to do the right thing.

by Ketsalkotl May 7, 2021

HippopigaMc-cow

A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.

Your dog and cat are ok pets , but my HippopigaMc-cow is far more superior.

by Vonmetz September 20, 2021

hippocritamoose

A mythical creature that demonstrates hypocritical behavior and bears resemblance to a hippo and a moose.

You're a hippocritamoose for looking at vacation spots in December!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Hippoing

An erotic sexual act somewhat similar to a Cleveland steamer in which someone poops in the givers mouth then the receiver licks it all over their boobs and motorboats them.

me and my transvestite homie went hippoing all night yesterday.

by Max_The_Munter September 18, 2025