HILF

These guys got it all wrong... HILF stands for Hoe I'd Like to Fuck.

Homie 1 - Hey yo, look at dat hoe...

Homie 2 - Oh hell ya... thats definately a HILF!

by Wangz August 3, 2007

HILF

An acronym for "Homie I'd like to fuck", refers to that really attractive friend that you just want to bang.

God damn, Michael is a HILF in those tight jean pants.

by Phrogmed September 4, 2021

HILF

Hebrew I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, I worked out at the J and was up to my ass in HILF!

by Fugster1 November 25, 2009

HILF

An acronym meaning “Hayden I Like to Fuck”

Usually reserved for Haydens that are incredibly sexy/handsome

Girl 1: Check out Hayden, he looks hot tonight
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s a HILF

by HaydosAus February 11, 2018

HILF

Human I Love Forever

Used in the context when someone loves another individual very dearly.

You are a HILF xoxo

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021

HILF

Hermaphrodite I’d like to fuck

“Damn that HILF was looking hella voluptuous.”
“Check out that HILF, they’ve got it all.”

by Gaybasher69420666 December 5, 2019

HILF

Hologram I'd Like to Fuck

Cortana the A.I. from The Halo Franchise is a HILF

by 115 your face April 25, 2011