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wildebeast

a menstruating woman that bleeds on everything she touches, whilst hunting for male prey. usually rotund in size and the fatal odour has known to attract woodland animals
Get the wildebeast out of our campsite, before the parade of deers trample us
by Jonathan Veltman February 3, 2005
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Wildebeast

Referring to a female (or potentially a male) who looks to be cobbled together from the parts of other females that don't seem to relate properly in terms of overall structure.
That girl had dynamite legs but fat arms. She's like a wildebeast... just doesn't look right.
by FemaleDryness May 28, 2012
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black wildebeast

used in Swaheli Tribal Councils to describe how horny the pet gorilla is.
"WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT PUSSY THAT IS THE BIGGEST BLACK WILDEBEAST I'VE EVER FUCKING PUSSY BITCH ASSHOLE SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Also used to describe 1337 speakers.
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Shut the fucking pussy bitch nigger cunt sauce asshole up you black wildebeast.
by Pseudonymishnipple April 4, 2010
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Wildebeast Bath

The tub after your first shave of the Spring season.
My son says that the bathtub looks like a Wilde Beast took a bath after I shave for the first time after Winter.

"It's Spring, time for my Wildebeast bath" hahahhhaaa
by Justycekaye45 July 23, 2021
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