Hiccup

Hiccup: noun
A name to call a lesbian with witchy tendencies that won't accept their brooding, austere, and or uselessly gay nature.
The term is derived from a nickname given to a character named Hecate Hardbroom, a teacher in a kinda enjoyably bad children's show called "The Worst Witch". A British show only watched by lesbians and children who don't know how to change the channel (or happen to be baby gays).

The lesbian's friend: "Hiccup, stop being useless. I can see you staring at that girl."
The lesbian: "Stop calling me that, I'm not useless. Look, I'll go talk to her right now."
The lesbian's friend: "No you won't."
The lesbian: "No, I won't."
The lesbian's friend:
The lesbian's friend: "Hiccup."

by Resentfully Hiccup October 3, 2019

technical hiccup

A unexplainable technical outage that causes end-users to despise network administrators. Typically, the term "hiccup" is used either:

to "dumb down" the explanation for the less-technically-inclined
-or-
because the network administrator hasn't a clue about what has happened and doesn't want anyone to know he can't explain the problem.

The reason you couldn't login to your computer this morning was due to a "technical hiccup" and has thus been fully digested. Thank you for your patience and have a nice day.

by sindazed December 28, 2005

hiccups

stupid orgasms of the throat.

I ate some bread and now I have the hiccups.

by Desirea May 28, 2007

Hiccup

A young viking from How To Train Your Dragon. His father is the chef of the island he lives on and he will one day take over. He is the first person to tame and ride a dragon. Toothless, his pet and best friend is his dragon. He is a night fury and one of the most scant dragons in the whole of the archipelago.

ASTRID: "Hey Hiccup. And you too Toothless!"

by Oddie-wan-konobie May 8, 2018

butt hiccups

When you fart repeatedly several times in a minute.

I've got the butt hiccups. Maybe I should take a shit.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

broadband hiccups

Broadband Hiccups are an inconvenient interruption to your broadband connection - very annoying during a mass download or a webchat

I was trying to have a chat with X on messenger today and we kept getting interrupted with a seriously bad dose of Broadband Hiccups!

I was just getting to the end of level 15 and oh no broadband hiccups just wiped me out!

I tried to download that as well last night but a broadband hiccup got in the way

by ledge67 October 2, 2007

Marijuana Hiccups

Hiccups caused by toking on reefer after getting a really hard hit.

1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*

by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010