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Greek Hernia

Tom: "Hey did you know George got a Greek Hernia?"

Pat: "what's a Greek Hernia?"

Tom:"its from too much greek style sex in bushes."
Pat:"well its expected. He has been frequently visiting parks with random chicks"
by The Hungarian Hammer August 13, 2010
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Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020
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The Hindmarsh Hernia

A type of red swelling of the anus, as a result of over-use of anal insertions (through sexual intercourse, or foreign objects of increasing girth) The over-use of such activity leads to the person's anus being perminently red and swollen, and leaves it in a state of constant "gaping", with the sphincter glad unable to operate properly due to constant abuse. This can cause the recipient long term issues with boewel control.

The act of "anal destruction" is popular in certain homosexual groups.

Name is based on the "hind" becoming soft and wet, like a "marsh"
Did you see Lee, in the shower? He's got a serious case of the Hindmarsh hernia
by Cartonliaz1 June 23, 2009
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Canecutter's Hernia

The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.
Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).

Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)
by Justin Sanderson December 25, 2008
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Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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x-box (hernia creater)

A games console that takes 4 delivery men to deliver to your house because it is so big and heavy. Also you have to build an extention on your home for it to fit in.
''I wanna play on my x-box whilst i recover from my hernia operation but i have no house to play it in''
by kinney2-k-4eva November 6, 2004
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Pocket Hernia

Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.
Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.
by Klondike708 September 1, 2012
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