Heavage

The act of shoving one's cleavage in another's face. The culprit generally pretends that the act is accidental, though she is conscious of the sexual alarms that ring in others at the sight of large semi-exposed breasts (to make an impact, the cleavage must be pronounced) in our faces.

I noticed Gemma over by your supervisor's desk. She dropped her pen on his chair, literally said "oops" then bent down to give him a full two-second heavage. I guess I know who’s getting that promotion."

by Dizz Markie June 10, 2010

heavage

Of or possessing significant hair follicles directly centered above the bust line in a female. This phenomenon is most usually found in those who have lived near power plants, have had botched hair removals, or those who are simply French.

I wanted to buy her a sweater, but discovered that her nature had provided her with a heavage.

by Ampersand& May 30, 2003

Heavage

Pronounciation: ˈhē-vij
Function: noun
Any display of bare midriff by a female or male.

Do you think her heavage looks good?

by norfitz November 30, 2009