Hewlett Packard 

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

Hewlett Packard by hw sucks September 14, 2006

hewlett packard 

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

hewlett packard by C Milroy May 9, 2006