arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 11, 2005

Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021

Hawker

Hot girl

Only hawkers go for walks

by Hawker24 January 18, 2022

Hawker

A good artist on Tumblr creating AskDrunkChara and Incipere ;)

Dumb Anon: Hey, what´s your race Hawk?
Hawker: ...

Dumb Anon 2: WiLL ChARa anD FRiSk haVe a ChILD?!?!? uwu
Hawker: end my life...

by dumi22 September 17, 2018

taco hawker

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.

My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!

by Corneilius Ogden April 12, 2016

Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.

I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.

by Fenrar28 June 09, 2009

nathan hawker

Nathan hawker is the kinda guy that has a very large penis, the biggest around. Ladies usually go towards a Nathan hawker because of his skills in the bedroom. He is extremely handsome, pulls 12/10's and is a great laugh. Everyone wants to meet Nathan hawker and his massive 3rd leg

I wish I was 'Nathan hawker', I'm so jealous , why do all the ladies fancy him

by Anne alves February 11, 2017