Haverford School

Actual conversation among Haverford guys:
Guy 1: "What's that thing with the cameras? Like with the pictures on it and like..."
Others: "Uhhhhhhh..."
EA Girl: "A negative."
All Haverford Guys: "Ohhh yeah negative!" (High Fives All Around)
Guy 2: "Yooo, when I was in school, it took like 1 second to think of words, and now it takes like... 5 seconds."
All: "Yeahhhh" (More High Fives)

Hasn't that guy been in high school for like 6 years?
Yeah, he goes to The Haverford School.

by Proud Parent September 21, 2005

Haverford Middle School

A place full of annoying, petty, lying bitches who are fake as hell.

Haverford Middle School is the worst school in delco

by Yeetyyeetq December 17, 2016

haverford high school

Hell on earth but still fun

Haverford high school

by Intoxicated mayhem May 1, 2017

Haverford High School

Haverford High is very athletically and academically gifted. Under jurisdiction from Pistol Pete, our lord and savior, the school prospers from the shitty music delivered on the beautiful PA's on Friday's. With multiple scandals like the infamous Woofydoc65 incident, the students are always wondering what will happen next. So if you're going to Haverford good luck. As bad as it sounds, the teachers are great, and the support from fellow classmates is always encouraging. Have fun being a Ford for the next 4 years of your sad depressing horny lives.

I love the principal at Haverford High School, Pistol Pete is amazing.

by _butt_ April 25, 2022

Haverford

Haverford is a young women’s special education facility geared towards helping young women who REALLY need assistance.

They are prone to midget invasions from the local midget farm (aka Notre Dame).

John: Haverford is being attacked by a shit load of midgets rn.
Tim: No one cares John
John: Oh yeah
Big Dick Billy (a midget attacking Haverford): I’m Big Dick Billy

by Big_Dick_Billy October 29, 2018