harvesting

To go through the process of combing through coat pockets, couch cushions and scraping the bottom of long abandoned purses in search for change and singles you can scrap together in order to accumulate enough funds for a specific business venture (ie.: a double cheeseburger from mickey d's or a strawberry slush from Sonic)

-"Hey Ash can you go to the movies tonight?"

--"Hold on let me go harvesting before the rents get home."

by ashweelizziebeff March 14, 2011

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

live organ harvesting

The action of removing one's organs while they are alive, using no anesthesia.

"Did you hear about the live organ harvesting situation in China? "
"Yeah, I want to vomit every time i hear about it."

by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

Harvesting The Night Clams

The act of having sex with more then one loose prostitute at night, usually resulting in an STD.

Hey did you hear about Lenny, he was harvesting the night clams.

by SmugglingBeardedDragons December 6, 2016

Cheddar-Harvesting

A sexual reference meaning when one refers to cheddar as a penis and harvesting as in the act of placing the penis inside another partner. When referring to a woman, it is the act of a man placing said penis in the woman's vagina.

I did a great deal of Cheddar-Harvesting to that Ke$ha fellow last night in the Whirlpool Bath at the Four Seasons hotel.

by Cuntyvaginaboob May 25, 2011

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.

Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017

cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season

person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~

by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021