Hypothetical High Five

A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.

"Hypothetical High Five!"
*1....2....3*
"Nice!"
"Nice!"

by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008

gapathetic

An adjective used to descibe a person's dress style which is bland, palid, and shows no originality or flair, and most likely involes an overload of khaki,often induced by workplace dresscode. Gap+apathetic.

"All of Gary's clothes look the same, the guy needs to throw in some color and quit being so gapathetic."

by emily nonyabidness July 1, 2008

New York Hypothetical

A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera

I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night

by JahPresto July 21, 2022

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

by slippin182 March 26, 2007

hypothetical adventure

when you are zoning out and possibly high as shit and you go on thinking about a hypothetical situation in great detail for a long time

guy 1: dude what are you looking at?
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening

by Matt Clements January 13, 2008

Apathetic

I don't really care.

We can never really know, can we?

by Bookworm January 20, 2004

Hypothetical chivalry

Proposing a situation wherein had you, say, a certain object you would use it to be chivalrous.

Girl: It's cold.

Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.

Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.

by Miss Jaffah May 6, 2011