Hanne

Blonde as fuck

Hanne tripped up on a flat surface

by iiNova May 31, 2015

Hannes

Someone also referred to as "Ling Ching" or "Hans". A person incredibly incompetent and capable of idiocy far beyond human comprehension.

Hannes-Moment

by Gozuuuu October 16, 2021

Hann

Anybody with this name is an absolute beast that excels in anything that they do. There might also be a small chance that their mothers maiden name is solodovnikov. Aka solo. Aka Hann Solo.

Damn, Hann is looking goooooood.

by Hann solo September 9, 2019

Hannes

Hannes (verb) meaning:
1. Anal leakage.

2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.

Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.

The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.

A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.

Guy1: Do you smell that? What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!??
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.

Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!

by CoolUSAdude May 22, 2013

Hann

Hann is the term given to a sad depressed and dumb bitch

Person #1: Let’s go out!
Person #2: I don’t wanna
Person #1: Ugh, you’re such a Hann

by Pseudobetch July 30, 2020

Hanne

The personification of a starry night sky on a full moon.

Oh look, it's a Hanne sky!

by CreamyPeach November 26, 2021

Hannes

The name of an asshole, he thinks he is better than everyone else even though he aren't.

Fucking shit hannes! Why are you such an asshole!?

by Lord Obvious May 21, 2016