He is a monkey evolved from planet of apes aka Cesar. He is smart at developing and a broke ass monkey jungle beware his nails
by Hakeemalallal July 30, 2017

Hakeem is the most sexiest, smart, cute, kind and amazing person you could meet. Always there for you no matter what. He’s very caring and loving words cannot explain ❤️
by Username girly girl September 26, 2019

The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.
by hakeemolajuwonfcksyouintheass December 5, 2007

The greatest center to play in the NBA. He could move like a guard, score, pass, block, rebound, defend. You name it he could do it. He played the majority of his career for the Houston Rockets and then later played and retired with the Toronto Raptors.
by david faustino August 29, 2012

a guy who goes to MKIS and has no life. He likes to fuck around and is a dumbass. He will have no jobs in the future and will live under a bridge. He's the worst person you could ever meet.
by Shittingpizza May 19, 2015

by KJ2006 April 20, 2006

i remember one of hakeem olajuwon's best moves back then was that sick "dream shake" against david robinson. the admiral couldn't keep up with the dream!
by dreamshake12 July 30, 2009
