grocery stored

The act of politely ignoring someone in public, as if you were in a grocery store and quickly move to the next aisle..essentially ignoring them, or preventing yourself from being seen.

I saw Gina in Walmart the other day, and to avoid an awkward conversation i quickly grocery stored her and went down another aisle.

by Shorty and the basic bitch October 17, 2017

Grocery Store Bagger

Any attendee of E3 that does not work in the gaming industry and has no business being there.

Originated during a Street Fighter tournament at E3 when Kevin, the Capcom hype-builder and shirt-thrower, asked a participant what company he worked for. The attendee replied that he was a grocery store bagger.

Often used to derogatively refer to unwashed slobs in dirty t-shirts roaming the exhibit halls.

"Damn, I wanted to get a shirt at the Namco booth, but there were about a hundred grocery store baggers mobbing the place for freebies"

by toma levine March 5, 2004

going to the grocery store

This is what you dad says when he’s about to leave you.

Person one: hey man why are you so sad
Person two: my dad said he was going to the grocery store

Person one: *silence*

by John Hugo November 17, 2019

grocery store

Gun Store

slang term developed in Chicago's Cabrini-Green Housing Project by members of the Gangster Deciples

I'ma hit up the grocery store for some zoo zoo's and get strapped

by DebatableThug May 18, 2008

Grocery store

A place fathers say they are traveling to when they are really leaving you and your mother for a Karen

I'll be right back son, I'm going to get some ciggere- I mean milk at the grocery store

by fatheradootiongrocerystore July 25, 2019

grocery store perfection

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere

"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."

by NikNakThatsWak January 11, 2018

grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009