your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018

Ass Is Grass

Your through, finished, rejected, gone, kaput, end.

Your Ass Is Grass So Your Time Will Pass

by Rap-royalty.com Villian February 25, 2010

your ass is grass

you're gonna get pounded

If you do that one more time Prescott, your ass is grass

by Ilovebambam October 5, 2020

Your ass is grass

I’m gonna pound you. 😡😡

If you do that one more time prescott, your ass is grass

by Ilovebambam October 5, 2020

My ass is grass

When your getting chased in a horror game and the thing chasing you is right on your ass

"Oh shit, my ass is grass"

by Deadheartstealer August 12, 2018

ass is grass

Yes, it does imply the addressee's doom, but for a slightly different etymology, see the quote below:

Sergeant to buck private: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."

by Graycard May 12, 2008

ass is grass

In the Bible, the phrase ''all flesh is grass'' occurs. Meaning that life is fleeting.

Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.

"If you snitch on me, your ass is grass"

"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"

by Mors Profundis December 3, 2016