Dirty Grape Juice

When you put grapes on a string and insert them into someone's asshole. That person then squeezes their ass, crushing the grapes while the first person drinks the dirty grape juice.

Mike put the string in her ass and rubbed her pussy, causing her to orgasm. She then squeezed her asshole while Mike licked up the dirty grape juice.

by Alsex27 October 16, 2016

welshers grape juice

When a deal or bet is made, and one of the parties involved backs out and does not pay up or welshers on the deal

You lost the bet and didn't pay up, now I have to go the store and buy you some welshers grape juice

by TrentifordEarl December 19, 2018

grape juicing

A sexual act where one person puts multiple grapes into another's anus until they all burst and the receiver drinks the juice directly from the anus

Dude have you tried grape juicing? It's the best way to make a smoothy!

by fuck feminism May 23, 2016

grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

Juicy Grape

The act of lubricating the testicles and then accidentally consuming them. Can be used as an expression if someone badly fucked something up or literally if you're like that.

Man, Donald really Juicy Grape'd that pass.

by Pugglefish March 20, 2014

juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

by d&d inc. June 26, 2008