graeme doolan

Complete fuckwit.

Leave your fuckwitery at home.
Leave Graeme Doolan at home.

by yeeeeecunt February 20, 2015

Graeme

A Graeme is a short person who is socially awkward and blushes often. Graemes are super smart yet stink when it comes to language classes (probably due to the social awkwardness). They love to sing and would totally rock a button down.

Wow, Graeme is cool.

by Frog King 8 January 18, 2023

graeme carson

DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL

friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."

by pineapplexpressman March 29, 2015

Dirty Graeme

That moment after you're girlfriend lays a steaming turd on your chest while you stroke your cock and you hear her husband coming, so you stand up quickly while continuing to masturbate as the turd slides down your belly on to your cock making a huge mess.

I pulled this bird last night, after taking her home and getting her to squat over me, I heard her husband coming up the stairs so I had to Dirty Graeme myself and get out of there.

by Batesy23 December 16, 2018

Joshua James Graeme

“Joshua James Graeme” is a stupid douche bag that can’t treat his girlfriend right

“wow he is a Joshua James Graeme.”

by lolprincessqueen June 1, 2018

Doing a Graeme

When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.

1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?

by SplitscreenFace November 7, 2022

graeme

will always listen to you and make you laugh. he’s a little awkward sometimes but it’s okay because he’ll play roblox with you and make you smile 😋 he also is willing to do whatever you want if he cares enough about you, even if that means being a little zesty and cropping his shirt. genuinely a tall, kind, patient boy who is actually so adorable and cute.

i have the biggest fattest crush on graeme ever

by graeme is zesty October 22, 2023