Goonnapping

When you exhausted but not fatigued enough to be able to fall asleep, so you tucker yourself out with a goon (and maybe wipe the discharge on you as a face mask)

"Yo, I'm tired but can't seem to gts"
"Try goonnapping!"
"Shi u rih, Ima make it a real workout fr"
"Bet. Goonnap"
"Goonnap!"

by #1 Music Listener May 21, 2025

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023