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Garett

1.) to take geometry when you're in 8th grade online then ditch it to play minecraft then miss a butt ton of school

2.)A fat boy who doesn't seem like much at first, but full of surprises. He's a computer nerd, plays minecraft a LOT, minesweeper, he's a genius and he's cute!
Shawn: Where is Dylan?
Zack: He's taking a Garett just like I did for some weeks.
Shawn: he's missed like over 2 months of school and when ever I see him in the library he always plays minecraft
by cat census November 7, 2012
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Garett

"Wow, that guy is a huge Garett. Aka world's biggest faggol."
by Heyyawhatsupcool November 6, 2014
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Garette

The "garette" is a term that appeared in the mid-2000s in Canada (mostly in Quebec), that shortly replace "Cigarette", a too long word for what it is. To pronounce: "Gow-rette".
Hey dude, that garette was so good that i need to smoke another one...!
by frankee58 June 8, 2010
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Garett

A fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.
Girl 1: have you heard of Garett

Girl 2: yeah, he’s a fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.

Girl 1: ok
by Garettisgay March 1, 2020
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ghrettoneck

I would call you ghrettoneck. You're really redneck and really ghetto.

Ex: white girls that dress like black guys, childhoods games such as tag and hopscotch
by Hailey_Halfbreed December 27, 2009
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Garette

one "Have you seen my god Garette" two "Who?" one "B*TCH ITS WOMAN GARFIELD"
by PENSYEHNH February 10, 2022
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Garett

good friend, also maybe funny fun to make fun, sad, sometimes say's Dond-a dell me whad do to, and likes to say I am here to inform you that your own mother is in fact a homosexual, sometimes he wants you to jump into a hole full of praying mantises, is very much a gentlemen and says pardon, in summary, he good friend.
Garett is a good friend.
by The Milk Man6969 May 21, 2022
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