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Hot Bar Tender: What can I get you?
Bar Patron: Yes, can I have a Geico
Hot Bar Tender: Wow, your cool!
Geico by GeicoLover August 8, 2008
The insurance company responsible for making those unfunny advertisements.
Fuck! Not another Geico ad.
Geico by ~JoeS January 25, 2015
It can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
Geico you mean gecko?
Geico by yowhatsthehaps December 12, 2020
Did you know Geico can save to 15% or more on car insurance
person 1: Wow geico saved me so much dollhairs

person 2 : Really me too
Geico by MEOW CAT69 May 9, 2022
a insurance company that should not be trusted
bob: "i recently got geico"
bob's brother: " good luck "
geico by the falling ladder June 3, 2022
Geico is used to describe something that is weird and obscure. Often times these things don’t make much sense
“That new band who played was so geico.”
That person on Impractical Jokers got geico’d hard.”
Geico by theonetheeonlygeico May 10, 2024