The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
Get the Garett’s Hairlinemug. This occurs when you cum in a girls mouth and then tea-bag her, while your balls are in her mouth she has to gurgle the cum.
by batherbutt December 18, 2008
Get the Garett county Gurglermug. Garett-spitting: a sexual act involving five or more men - their penises are organised in a spit shape, with two pairs of crossed penises holding a fifth in a spit roast manner. It is then up to the party to decide on further actions.
Garett-spit: the structure itself.
Garett-spit: the structure itself.
by Pdiddywhuuut December 8, 2024
Get the garett-spittingmug. good friend, also maybe funny fun to make fun, sad, sometimes say's Dond-a dell me whad do to, and likes to say I am here to inform you that your own mother is in fact a homosexual, sometimes he wants you to jump into a hole full of praying mantises, is very much a gentlemen and says pardon, in summary, he good friend.
Garett is a good friend.
by The Milk Man6969 May 21, 2022
Get the Garettmug. by PENSYEHNH February 10, 2022
Get the Garettemug.