Fungal Irony

A form of irony part-venerating, part-mocking, part-fearing mushrooms, molds, lichens and all other forms of fungi.

Shrigma Males are a subset of Fungal Irony

by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021

Fungal Jungle

Someone who goes down on a girl, while they have a yeast infection.

Matt Hallock gave fungal jungle to Courtney Love.

by i gave your daughter STD's October 26, 2002

fungal jungal

When u have mildew between ur thighs

"the sight of you is nauseating, but i love you! u have mildew between ur thighs, like a fungal jungle"

by Stephanie Dare January 29, 2004

fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

by xbrianpx October 27, 2008

Fungal gongs

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong

That nigga on stage got fungal gongs

by Communist minecraft February 28, 2021

Fungal Butt

When sweating and chafing occur in the ass crack and taint/balls creating intense itching from the fungus that has grown.

Jeremy: Are you ready to go out tonight and look for some ladies?

Adam: No, I have an intense case of Fungal Butt imaginable. I have itched it raw.

Jeremy: So you need to go see the doctor!

Adam: I have an appointment in the jungle with the fungal people.

Jeremy: Uh ok….

by Shall-R 76 May 21, 2022

fungal tip

A fungal tip is the middle of a man's penis.
It must be fungalicious.

John: Ted has a fungal tip
Patrick: Ewwww, he needs to go to the doctor for that
Fortnite: It's fungalicious
John: It's like that because he poked a mushroom with it

by fungal man May 31, 2022