Fuck tha Police

An alternative to "Don't worry" or, "What's the worse that could happen?"

"Hey Derek, would you care for a glass of wine to go with your viel?"
"Thank you Charles, but I'm not sure about that."
"Come on, Derek, fuck tha police."
"Well, when you put it that way... Sure!"

or,

"I think I'm having a heart attack."
"Wow, man! Fuck tha police! I'll call an ambulance!"

or,

"This recent dip in company shares has me really worried."
"C'mon man, fuck tha police."
"You're right, it'll all work out eventually."

"Yo niggaz, dis sherm head asshole be dissin my bitch!"
"Fuck tha police man, lets go pop this buster mother fucker!"

by E. E. May 13, 2005

fuck police

people that tell you to stop saying fuck when you are saying fuck

Bill:shut the fuck up you little fuck

Bob: stop saying fuck or else (bob being the fuck police)

Bill: what are you the fuck police or something

by whisper101 June 23, 2010

International Fuck The Police Day

November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.

November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?

by TheCianinator November 19, 2024