playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

Playing 'Fruit Ninja'

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

by mindbrand February 21, 2023

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.

Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.

by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026