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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Hug a Creature from the Void Day

February 7th is Hug a Creature from the Void Day! Hug horrible gremlins and eldritch abominations whenever you see them
Person 1: Happy Hug a Creature from the Void Day! *hugs void gremlin*

Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”
by tortured_student January 10, 2022
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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021
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Take a break from 2k day

WHEN YOU GOT THAT ONE FRIEND WHO WONT GET HIS ASS OFF 2K, PLAY ANY GAME OTHER THAN 2k
Bro its take a break from 2k day so get off 2k and play a game with me
by Jjbabay22222222222 October 18, 2022
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National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas
Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day
by Poster Boy June 3, 2025
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