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fresbian

That chick friend that you (as a girl) turn to after a bad breakup, general boy frustrations, or lack of a date for a public function. This specific friend is great for dancing with, making the male population jealous of what they can't have, and helping you out in times of need.
Mostly, fresbians do not actually engage in sexual acts together, and usually neither one of them is an actual lesbian- though this term is not meant to offend actual lesbians, who have most fresbians utmost respect.
"Well Johnny decided to ask somebody else to prom.... So Marilyn and I are going to go as fresbians!"

"Oh god, I cannot believe Daniel just brokeup with me..."
"Do not worry, I will be your fresbian in your time of need. Let's go somewhere public and pretend that we are not interested in any of the men that look in our direction!"
"You're the best fresbian I've ever had!"
by c.shea December 15, 2008
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fristian

A right wing Republican Christian wacko who can make medical diagnosis from watching video tape of someone thousands of miles away, and able to see inside a “blind trust.” Also, one must hate gays and brown skinned people.
Republican Senator Bill Frist, a Fristian used his Jesus powers to diagnose Terri Schiavo as not being in a persistent vegetative state. Frist stated, "She certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli."
by FrankieWVU July 30, 2008
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Fresbian

A lesbian that is only hetero for Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance (amongst numerous other bands).
I thought I was strictly lesbian until I saw Frank Iero. I now identify as a "Fresbian."
by wakeless_abyss April 24, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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