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Duke Nukem Forever

A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.

Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...

UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.
by ARatherPoorDriver October 28, 2010
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never ever, forever clever

Phrase that defines the universe.
"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"
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duke nukem forever

The video game that is the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D. The game has been delayed multiple times and many lost hope of it's completion. As a sort of accidental foreshadowing, the acronym for Duke Nukem Forever is D.N.F (Did Not Finish). Luckily Gear Box has stated that the game is due to arrive sometime in 2011 and anyone who bought the "game of the year" edition of Borderlands will be able to play the demo before anyone else.
Person 1-
Dude, valve is taking forever with Half-life 2 : episode 3.

Person 2-
I've been waiting since 1997 for Duke Nukem Forever. You haven't even SEEN "taking forever"!!!
by colonel numbnuts December 23, 2010
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This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because the song wont end if you don't want it to, it really pisses off the teachers.
by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022
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Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes
Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!
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duke nukem forever

Sequel to the popular shooter Duke Nukem 3D. Will never be released, and even if it is, nobody will care anymore.
Now you know why it's called Duke Nukem *Forever*...
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Duke Nukem Forever

Never. Did not originate as Cockney rhyming slang as is popularly supposed, instead St. John's Book of Revelations, Nostradamus' Centuries and Somethingawful.com mention the release date in reference to the End of Days.
"Duke Nukem Forever must be seriously behind schedule if even the jokes are getting old" Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
by underscore_b January 13, 2004
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