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BRO LOOK AT HER FON ITS WELL BIG
fon by peng and leng November 21, 2021
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fon by yesiliekpusheen July 7, 2025

fon fon roo 

(n.)1. An Amphibosian title literally meaning "One who does not sleep with my superior officer"; equivalent to a wife or a common-law in English.

2. A smizmar who is asked to join a family
Amy: "Kif just asked me to be his fon fon roo!"

Crowd: "Congratulation....?"

Hermes: "What the hell does that mean?!"
fon fon roo by arzasmi October 16, 2008

Fon du Lac Foot Rub 

When you're fingering a girl, and then you use her juices as a massage oil for her feet.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was so hot... her feet were like BAM.
Guy 2: Awww, man... did you give her a Fon du Lac Foot Rub
Fon du Lac Foot Rub by SCCP March 4, 2011

fon-don't 

A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.
Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.

Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.

Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
fon-don't by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008

fon-don't 

A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.
Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.

Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.

Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
fon-don't by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008