Florp

A florp is a weird looking car.
Behold the OG florp: (image of a sausage shaped car)
A true king among men.
by QWERTY leptons September 19, 2025
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florping

florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina
by personguy35435 January 18, 2025
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Florp

A slur used to refer to and demean AI bots
John: You’re a ****ing florp
Chatgpt: ok? and you’re a white b***h
by Nightp1g April 27, 2023
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Florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes, but not always, following excessive activity. It is close to a state of nirvana.
Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she was the florp queen.
by The Last Barry February 27, 2025
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florp

"Behold the OG florp"
by Kynnelo September 19, 2025
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