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To Pull a Flanagan

(v)The act of refusing to take a shit over an extended period of time, due to constapation, medical reasons, or lack of prime dumping conditions.

The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.

Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.

and... trust me, It actually happened.
Guy 1: Dude, the bathrooms at this camp stink!

Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.

Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!
by Jermango January 2, 2011
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Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.
Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.
by tomatomatt March 10, 2019
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Raymor and Flanagan

I had such a bad day, it was Raymor and Flanagan
by Corbichoff June 2, 2021
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walt flanagan's dog

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.
Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
by fanboy January 1, 2004
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Dick Flanagan

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
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faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.
"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"
by GumboSoup April 5, 2003
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Rusty Flanagan

Usually yellow in color, but vert creamy turd. Smells horrific.
Damn, did you smell the bathroom, Paige dropped a Rusty Flanagan.
by booskie562 October 23, 2008
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